One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
anatomy
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.