Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
animals
I’m scariest when nude. I’m a grisly bare.
Was Paris of Troy known for cruelty toward animals?
Yes – when he took a shot at Achilles’ seal.
Hear that the Walrus is posing for Playboy? She’s a real pinniped girl!
Annual bird migrations are hard to predict. They’re in a constant state of flocks.
There was a rare National Geographic clip of an elephant ingesting its own proboscis. Unfortunately the footage was trunkated.
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
If you howl at the moon, does it make you a swearwolf?


