Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
booze
The guy who sipped his beers was into malt licker.
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
The voyage of an alcoholic, aka Goo-Liver’s Travels.
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“