True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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I sell hot dog buns. I’m the breadwiener of the family.
I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.
Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.
The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.
The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.

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