Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
business
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
The stockbroker turned motivational speaker traded insecurities.
I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’
Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.


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