First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.
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Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.
There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.

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