There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
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The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
The effects of Viagra have been shown to be counter-acted by ingesting A spurt tame.
Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.