Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
fashion
I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.
Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
Dear Pun Gents,
I’m interested in opening an online store that sells stylish and chic jewelry, accessories, and apparel that one can wear both inside and outside the gym. I need a name that speaks to our core demographic – thirty-somethings who love all things fitness and fashion, who love sporting yoga pants in and out of class and pairing them with both fashion and athletic statement pieces. This demo typically shops at lululemon and participates in a variety of activities including running, crossfit, barre, and yoga. They spend money on workouts, trainers, really nice gym clothes, and experiences like races and yoga retreats.
~Ashley, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Chic Your BonBon
- BootyLuscious
- Gyminy Cricket
- Perfect Fit
- Fits of Strength
- Baby, HIIT me one more time
- Mistress Yoga [as opposed to Master Yoda?]
- Chicktivate
- Chickivity
- Fash Forward
- Lulu’s Accent
- Gymini [rhymes with Gemini]
- The Gym and I
- Slim Gym

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