Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
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For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.