Finishing my classics PhD was like escaping from a labyrinth. Luckily, my supervisor was an expert on ancient Greek mythology. It was like theses and the mentor.
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Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.


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