When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
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(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Did Nazis favour Goebbelization?
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
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