Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.
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2000 years ago, pop diva Lady Cleopatra had a smash hit: ‘Bad Romans‘.
Finishing my classics PhD was like escaping from a labyrinth. Luckily, my supervisor was an expert on ancient Greek mythology. It was like theses and the mentor.
Oozing with mystery, the Ancient Greeks were Minoan for their seCrete societies.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”
Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.


