I can’t help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.
housing
So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gottenĀ stucco.
The Sub-Rhyme Crisis of 2007 was caused by bad poetry.
If you get nostalgic about childhood camping trips you are just living in the past tents.
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
Teepees threaten to proliferate, in this age of global wamming.
Which Star Wars character took a mortgage? Lando.


