I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
Japan
If you make a mistake ordering soup in a Japanese restaurant, just say “Miso – sorry!” Don’t get bento of shape. They can quickly maki your order and do a rice job it. It’s one of the unagi experiences of life.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
When I was in Japan, I bummed some wine, in Nagasaki.
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.