Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
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Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.

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