I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
music
Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Which hit single was potentially libellous? “Calumny Maybe.”
I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.
What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.


