Carilloneur employment has jumped: must be a high ring spree.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure. But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.
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