If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
proverbs
Onan is an island.
Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
Almonds are created equal.