Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
proverbs
There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
Onan is an island.
As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
Almonds are created equal.

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