I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
Month: August 2022
If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
Those with vitiligo can still have careers as supermottles.
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
People don’t like handgun violence, but I say give piece a chance.
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.