I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
Year: 2026
Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.
Last words of the Titanic captain?
‘Holey Ship!’
It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.
My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’
What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
Arguments about love tend to be amorphuss.

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