Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
Pun of the Day
NED: Did the poet really jump out a building and kill himself on the concrete?
ED: Oh no – that was a met-a-floor.
Trying to cut out sugar? Gluc with that!
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.
Borrowing funds for kitchenware can turn you into a zombie, aka The Wokking Debt.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
Hear about the wig thief? He had a hair owin’ addiction.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
When I got home from work E.T. was sitting on my roof. I called around for an answer — my lawyer found that someone had put alien on my property.
My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.

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