Miss Maddox loved collecting coins. How do I know? Because I numismatics.
Pun of the Day
What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
Renegade theologians are now arguing that Jesus was, in fact, somewhat evil. After all, his mother’s sister was the Auntie Christ.
If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
If Scrooge invented a mutton sandwich, would he call it a baa hambugger?
I swallowed a dictionary. You can quote me on that, verb ate em.
Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.
Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.
How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.