I want a sex change. There’s nothing quite like living a broad.
Pun of the Day
The male RMT disliked his female clients. He was a massagynist.
In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”
My axe wives split my wealth tree ways.
If a Jedi master was blinded by a stick, I wouldn’t respect him a single eye Yoda.
How does a male cat sense when a female is in heat? All the feral moans.
I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
Which Lord of the Rings character had excess ear wax?
What do they call the island nation of angry, flatulent chain-smokers?
Mad ass gas cigar.


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