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05/12/2018

Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

05/07/2018

Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/22/2018

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

04/21/2018

I wish I could cure a global pandemic. But that’s outside my sphere of influenza.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

04/17/2018

Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.

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04/15/2018

People who ride public transit every day sure do take a lot of a bus.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

04/11/2018

On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

04/03/2018

I was choking on a popsicle, and my mom said “Quit yer lolly gagging!”

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

03/30/2018

An unhappy cat is purrsimonious.

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03/24/2018

There are empty spots in my stamp collection album. I need an infillatelist!

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)