Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
Pun of the Day
The fact that low-income people can’t afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic.
My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.
The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
Was Thoreau a hermit?
Well he did have a Walden existence.
Japanese camping tradition: campfires and  Sumo’whores bars.
Did you hear the pun about the crotch?
It’s a real groiner.


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