If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.
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