Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
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If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
Tips for entertaining: Offer your guests an adult diaper if you think they might arrive late to the potty.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Longbow puns are a bit far fletched.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”

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