I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
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It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.
Want a relaxing job? Try calm posting.
French streets are tricky. There is always some rues.
Royal TV dramas play Kate the masses.
Allahphants are God’s creatures.