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11/10/2023

I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/04/2023

Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.

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10/31/2023

There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/26/2023

Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

10/22/2023

Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.

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10/21/2023

Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

10/21/2023

I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.

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10/20/2023

Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/11/2023

My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

10/08/2023

Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)