Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.
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Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.


