I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
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Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
Want a relaxing job? Try calm posting.
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.


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