Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
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When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.


