I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pilots often fly into birds. That’s why they’re avi-haters.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Arsonists are blazey people.
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