Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
Reese’s new peanut butter spread is controversial — it’s causing a stir among the Nutellagentsia.
There are many cry teary-a for what makes me emotional.
My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
A good place to meet queer people? An LGBBQ.
You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
Do incarcerated clowns get con-juggle visits?


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