Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
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Loading... (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading... (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mohondas Gandhi loved Japanese cars.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
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