The punster made a loaf of bread that had no crust. When asked if it was a joke, he said “Yes – it’s my rye-bald sense of humour!”
People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
I love turning on fans. It gives me vent elation.
Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.
When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.
Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.
MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.

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