MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
Is there Nintendo in France?
Wii.
China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?
I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
According to a study, Julius had strokes, not epilepsy. So don’t call him Caesar.


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