Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The gay baker who had a fallen souffle was flan-buoyant nonetheless.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.
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