If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!
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