NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
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