Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
Family Food: a game show for cannibals.
If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
I went to the sewage treatment plant and asked if they had any grey poo ponds.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.
The Boreal is a forest to be reckoned with.
NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!


