Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet?

Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously – needs to be read aloud)

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Heinz recently improved the recipe for its tomato sauce. The rest of the industry was left playing ketchup.

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Halloween gives you cancer–if you wear a cos’tume.

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