The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...I’m really attracted to Helen Keller. I have a thing for dumb blinds.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I vehemently dislike something I can’t breathe. It’s like anathema attack.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
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