A flightless bird never has soar wings.
Chicken-related humour is at a crossroads.
When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.
In Italy do the priests ride around on vespers?
Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.



