I was traumatized as a child when my parents forced me to play hockey. They’re the ones who drove me to rink.
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(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The Norman king drove the Anglo-Saxons crazy at the Battle of Hastings. He was known as William the Bonkerer.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do French cannibals eat for breakfast?
Hommelettes!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Why don’t you like the official web sites for any cities in France?
ED: Because – they’re the epitome of e-ville.
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