So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who steals a train has a loco motive.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Have a messy roadkill problem? Don’t clean it yourself. Just crow source it.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I invest heavily in gender dysphoria products. Just following the trans.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
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