Use whole grains to regulate your blood sugar, if your diet is oat of control.
Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
The Cockatoo Hair Academy is suffering from budgie cuts.
When it comes to Shakespearean accents, Anne Hathaway with words.
Airbnbing in a small vacation town is dangerous. You may run into some village-rent people.
Any pun about cloning my sister is sure to be a growin’ her.
Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
THE BICLOPS
Dear Pun Gents, My brother and I are cycling nearly 1000 miles from John O’Groats to Lands End. We’re doing it for a mental health charity, but we both have a sense of humour. We’re not small, both above 6ft4, so there’s some visual comedy in seeing two massive doofus’s pedal a push bike. We really need a team name that covers it all off. ~Andy, Chester, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;
- United Kinkdom
- The Biclops
- The Cycle Ops
- One Thousand Miles Per Horror
- Distance Relatives
- Distant Relations
- The British Rural Family
- The Calf Lick Church
- Quad Erat Demonstrandum
- Derring Doofuses
- The Cy-clones [if you were twins]
- Men Tall Health
AC DAISY
Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name: red hair, Irish descent – lived in Brazil growing up. Own a jeep, play volleyball and work as a lab technologist in genetics (science nerd). Love horror movies, heavy rock and alternative. ~Sara, Oshawa, Ont.
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Red Baroness
- Jeep Trixie [Cheap Trick]
- Jean Splicer [Gene splicer]
- Gene and Juice
- Brain Gingery [Brain Injury]
- Red Dawn
- Redditor
- Volleyanna [pollyanna]
- Horrora Storm [Aurora Storm – from the X-men]
- AC Daisy [AC/DC]
- Eirestotle
- Emerald Isla
- Brazil Dazzle
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