I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose.
ED: That’s disgusting. Let’s get off the toepic…
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