Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Cannibals are easily agitated. They have a lot of friends-eat mannerisms.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Gays in the lumberjack industry? It’s ‘don’t axe, don’t fell.’
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
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