Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
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Yes—they put in a yo man! effort.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
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