I will really miss being able to walk if my legs get amputated. It’s a case of a motional attachment.
Salesmanship exercises important must-sell groups.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
For craft beer lovers, anyone who drinks corporate suds is a fill his stein.
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
Those who feed coffee liqueurs to chickens and then bang them with a gong are part of a nefarious secret society: the Kahlua Clucks Clang.
When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.
How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.
Which marsupial fetus has its own email address? The womb@.

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