What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?
Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
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