The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
business
In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.
I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
Florists work for peonies.
New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.
Sewage treatment plants create a lot of manure fracturing jobs.
The outdoor landscaping industry is controlled by the Camorra mafia. It’s a mow Napoli.

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