The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
fat jokes
How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.
The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.


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