Skip to content
Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Business Slogans :: Team Names :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
Pun Gents :: Daily Jokes, One-liners, Groaners, Puns of the day :: Puns on Demand :: Business Slogans :: Team Names :: Punshine Girls and Boys!
  • Home
    • Puns on Demand
    • O. Henry Pun-Off
  • All-Time Best Puns
  • Puns By Topic
  • Videos
  • About the Gents
    • What is a pun?
    • Contact the Pun Gents
  • Home
    • Puns on Demand
    • O. Henry Pun-Off
  • All-Time Best Puns
  • Puns By Topic
  • Videos
  • About the Gents
    • What is a pun?
    • Contact the Pun Gents

fat jokes

Older posts
Page1 Page2 Page3 Next →
01/01/2026

The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags bullying, fat jokes, government, legal system, tech, the internet Leave a comment
08/02/2025

How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags christmas, fat jokes, santa Leave a comment
07/09/2025

Don’t ask a Japanese wrestler to sit on you. That’d be sumocidal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags fat jokes, suicide, sumos Leave a comment
06/08/2025

The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, fat jokes Leave a comment
03/21/2025

Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?

Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags fat jokes, the weather Leave a comment
07/07/2024

There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags education, fat jokes, montessori, obesity Leave a comment
06/26/2024

I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags body image, fat jokes, mensa, social clubs, weight Leave a comment
05/06/2024

I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags body image, fat jokes, food Leave a comment
04/21/2024

Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bodily functions, fart jokes, fat jokes
03/28/2024

What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?

A pauncho.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading...
Categories Pun of the Day Tags fashion, fat jokes, the weather Leave a comment
Older posts
Page1 Page2 Page3 Next →

Popular Topics

accidents (78) anatomy (296) animals (293) bible (61) bodily functions (189) business (141) cannibalism (62) cars (76) celebrities (133) chex (96) cows (69) crime (132) current events (62) death (99) diseases (99) drugs (64) ethnic groups (85) fashion (117) food (94) food and drink (288) geography (136) history (97) holidays (65) kids (76) languages (70) literature (68) money (69) movies (103) music (149) Ned and Ed (91) occupations (185) politics (101) poo jokes (106) popular culture (63) puns about puns (132) random (283) relationships (77) religion (164) science (101) sports (169) team name (82) tech (129) television (70) the workplace (60) world leaders (57)

Pun Archive

Best Puns (so far)

  • Best of @pungents #CanadianAct... 15 votes, average: 5.00 out of 515 votes, average: 5.00 out of 515 votes, average: 5.00 out of 515 votes, average: 5.00 out of 515 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • Are you crooked? Don’t make ... 11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • The tiniest scientists have us... 11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 511 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • The gangland baseball star est... 6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 56 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • Frightened bovines act cow her... 409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5 (4.98 out of 5)
  • Be a lumberjack. Saw the world... 12 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 512 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5 (4.92 out of 5)
  • Cowboys don’t roll joints. T... 21 votes, average: 4.90 out of 521 votes, average: 4.90 out of 521 votes, average: 4.90 out of 521 votes, average: 4.90 out of 521 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)
  • During my time as an execution... 10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)
  • Whenever I leave the country p... 10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)
  • I get upset about Asian canine... 10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)
  • A famous composer was also a c... 10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)
  • Boo-merang: when you angrily s... 10 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 510 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)
  • My sister is marrying an organ... 9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 59 votes, average: 4.89 out of 59 votes, average: 4.89 out of 59 votes, average: 4.89 out of 59 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5 (4.89 out of 5)
  • Cannibalism is tough. It’s D... 8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5 (4.88 out of 5)
  • JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE 8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 58 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5 (4.88 out of 5)
  • How do epic poets hijack a shi... 15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 515 votes, average: 4.87 out of 515 votes, average: 4.87 out of 515 votes, average: 4.87 out of 515 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5 (4.87 out of 5)
  • Which Transformers had fake br... 12 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 512 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)
  • Whenever I see five toes, I kn... 14 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 514 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)
  • Sleep? There’s a nap for tha... 18 votes, average: 4.78 out of 518 votes, average: 4.78 out of 518 votes, average: 4.78 out of 518 votes, average: 4.78 out of 518 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)
  • Which branch of science is ded... 9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)
  • Wherewolves are endangered. 9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)
  • Predicting the wind is a vane ... 9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 59 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)
  • Before proving his own existen... 43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 543 votes, average: 4.77 out of 543 votes, average: 4.77 out of 543 votes, average: 4.77 out of 543 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)
  • Nietzsche joined Facebook, and... 16 votes, average: 4.75 out of 516 votes, average: 4.75 out of 516 votes, average: 4.75 out of 516 votes, average: 4.75 out of 516 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5 (4.75 out of 5)
  • Most newspaper editors have ty... 12 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 512 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5 (4.75 out of 5)
  • Best of #KennethColeTweets by ... 8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5 (4.75 out of 5)
  • Most people can’t write poet... 8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5 (4.75 out of 5)
  • A husband was accused by his w... 8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 58 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5 (4.75 out of 5)
  • Call me scent o’ mental, but... 15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5 (4.73 out of 5)
  • I’m good at solving labyrint... 15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5 (4.73 out of 5)
  • Which toy company believes in ... 15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 515 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5 (4.73 out of 5)
  • Thoreau bred horses. 11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5 (4.73 out of 5)
  • Rubbing up against strangers i... 11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5 (4.73 out of 5)
  • The favourite music of menstru... 11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 511 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5 (4.73 out of 5)
  • Bedouin nomads are known for t... 28 votes, average: 4.71 out of 528 votes, average: 4.71 out of 528 votes, average: 4.71 out of 528 votes, average: 4.71 out of 528 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5 (4.71 out of 5)
  • To use algebra to determine th... 7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5 (4.71 out of 5)
  • If Jesus had weighed 450 pound... 7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5 (4.71 out of 5)
  • I’m an expert on Fascist Ita... 7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5 (4.71 out of 5)
  • The government bill to ban alc... 10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5 (4.70 out of 5)
  • I woke up beside an elephant. ... 10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5 (4.70 out of 5)
  • Austria started WWI because it... 10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5 (4.70 out of 5)
  • I’m forming a Kindergarten M... 10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 510 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5 (4.70 out of 5)
  • Poor typists are rather un qwe... 16 votes, average: 4.69 out of 516 votes, average: 4.69 out of 516 votes, average: 4.69 out of 516 votes, average: 4.69 out of 516 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5 (4.69 out of 5)
  • Jesus told a lot of stories ab... 19 votes, average: 4.68 out of 519 votes, average: 4.68 out of 519 votes, average: 4.68 out of 519 votes, average: 4.68 out of 519 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5 (4.68 out of 5)
  • I met a cannibal in Mongolia. ... 15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  • Which celebrity microwaves his... 15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  • The birth-control pill is no g... 15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 515 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  • Sitting down is something I ch... 12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 512 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  • A defibullator saves lies. 9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
  • I got a bad haircut in Stockho... 9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 59 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5 (4.67 out of 5)
© Pungents 2004-2026