Yiddish cannibal’s favourite food: Shiksakebob.
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What is a Quaker truck driver’s favourite band?
Hall and Oates.
Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.