When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Exactly why am I a dessert chef? Cuz, I get a big cake out of it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
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