If you are either French or Jamaican, then chez mon you.
france
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
I went to Paris to find friendship, and was arrested for sought ami; they told me I was a Seiner. We’re no longer France, and I have nothing more Toulouse. I’m not just a Nancy boy.
Religious intolerance drives people crazy! In fact just thinking about 16th-century Protestant persecution in France is enough to make Huguenots.
The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
When French fashion designers stopped using yellow fabrics, they were accused of jaunicide.