The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
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Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
Every Pol Pot joke ends the same way: “napalm intended!” …
Not funny? What Idi Amin? Ok, I admit that was a bit Kony, don’t get Benito of shape. If you don’t find that one Hitlerious, let me tell you a Genghis. Ah never mind. As Jerry Maguire said, Mugabe at hello.
Edward VIII‘s crown was throne away.
Dictator Idi Amin was accused of cannibalism. His was a totaleatarian regime, after all.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?
The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.


