This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I invested in potatoes, because someone said I’d be Dublin my fortune. So Irished everything I had.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...PRESENT ABSENCE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
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