When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Bilge Ates.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
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