I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When I pass the sugar, I do it violently. My nickname is the Hurry Cane.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Sitting down is something I chairish.
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